周鱼 and his Strife Aquatic

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Last night I cleaned out the fish tank that was lying unused in my back garden and bought myself four fish. Before the water had settled, I was already beginning to regret my decision.

Not the first tank to appear in Tiananmen with disastrous consequences, my ugly aquarium claimed its first casualty last night. Meanwhile, its three remaining occupants continue to irritate their irresponsible owner. So before the others all end up down the bog, I thought I should put them on the blog.